Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Sequels to 300?

I wrote this as a post in a forum, in order to threadjack a particularly piss-poor excuse for a thread with an otherwise inspirational title. However, the mods felt that, despite my and other's efforts, the thread had to be locked.

Thus, I'm copy-pasting it so it may be shared with you all:

400

Visigoth messenger: This is madness!
Julius Caesar: This is ROME!

Then:

500

Englishman:This is madness!
William Wallace: This is SCOTLAND!

600

Nazi messenger: This is madness!
French Resistance: This is PARIS!

700

Communist: This is madness!
Richard Nixon: This is VIETNAM!

800

Terrorist: This is madness!
George W. Bush: This is TEXAS... er, AMERICA!

900

Martian: This is madness!
Robot King: This is EARTH!

And finally...

1000

Chimp soldier: ook ook oogook!
Gorilla king: oog oog AROOG!

I would like to point out that all of the above exchanges in no way reflect my actual opinion of how the events that would be portrayed in them actually are. Clearly, they are entirely historically inaccurate propaganda films, much like 300 was.

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